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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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