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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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