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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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