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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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