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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet …

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snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴

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