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Pet death

My aunt Gertrude had their beloved pet …

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dog 🐕 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍

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