Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
father
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶
monkey 🐒
parakeet 🦜
kitten 🐱
guinea pig 🇬🇳
poodle 🐩
hamster 🐹
snake 🐍
pony 🐴
tarantula 🕷
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