Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
father-in-law
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
snake 🐍
monkey 🐒
canary 🦜
mouse 🐁
kitten 🐱
puppy 🐶
guinea pig 🇬🇳
cat 🐈
pony 🐴
goldfish 🐠
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