Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
father-in-law
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
mouse 🐁
goldfish 🐠
tarantula 🕷
rock ⚫️
hamster 🐹
rabbit 🐰
guinea pig 🇬🇳
parrot 🦜
snake 🐍
kitten 🐱
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