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Apparitions?

My step-auntie Doris saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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