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Apparitions?

My step-auntie Doris saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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