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Apparitions?

My step-auntie Doris saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

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pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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