Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Betty
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
pony 🐴
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Murphy
Thor
Darth Vader
...Snuffles
Tinkerbell
Stella
Pennywise
Yoda
Kirk
Champ
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.