Sorry I'm late today

Apparitions?

My step-auntie Barbara saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁

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