Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
parakeet 🦜
labrador 🐕
poodle 🐩
tarantula 🕷
gerbil 🐹
snake 🐍
pony 🐴
parrot 🦜
hamster 🐹
canary 🦜
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