Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Trudy
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
parrot 🦜
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start another snivelling excuse
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Gizmo
Luke Skywalker
Jenkins
Izzy
Simba
Buddy
Zeus
Teddy
Maya
...Sparkles
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