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Apparitions?

My step-auntie Thelma saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕

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