Sorry I'm late today

Apparitions?

My step-auntie Sybil saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹

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