Sorry I'm late today

Apparitions?

My step-auntie Jemima saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴

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