Sorry I'm late today

Apparitions?

My step-auntie Jemima saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴

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