Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Jemima
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
monkey 🐒
puppy 🐶
mouse 🐁
gerbil 🐹
cat 🐈
parrot 🦜
goldfish 🐠
rock ⚫️
tarantula 🕷
rabbit 🐰
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