Sorry I'm late today

Apparitions?

My step-auntie Imogen saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹

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