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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Hortense
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
snake 🐍
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Picard
Peanut
Frodo
Luke Skywalker
Charlie
Loki
Bilbo
Sugar
Murphy
Pepper
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