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Apparitions?

My step-auntie Hortense saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 snake 🐍

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