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Apparitions?

My step-auntie Hortense saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜

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