Sorry I'm late today

Apparitions?

My step-auntie Hortense saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

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kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕

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