Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Rose
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
canary 🦜
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start another snivelling excuse
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Spock
Peanut
Sugar
Molly
...Stink
Ziggy
Weasley
Dixie
Simba
Rex
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