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Apparitions?

My step-auntie Fannie saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

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cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜

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