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Apparitions?

My step-auntie Delilah saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒

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