Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Darla
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
snake 🐍
parakeet 🦜
rabbit 🐰
puppy 🐶
poodle 🐩
kitten 🐱
dog 🐕
guinea pig 🇬🇳
tarantula 🕷
labrador 🐕
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