Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Agatha
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
tarantula 🕷
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...Sparkles
Hermoine
Maya
Sugar
Sparky
Luke Skywalker
Frodo
Tilly
Dexter
Champ
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