Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Adele
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pony 🐴
labrador 🐕
hamster 🐹
guinea pig 🇬🇳
gerbil 🐹
snake 🐍
tarantula 🕷
parakeet 🦜
poodle 🐩
mouse 🐁
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