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Apparitions?

My step-auntie Adele saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁

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