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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Emily
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
canary 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Mrs
Miss
Rt Hon
Ms
Dr
Mr
Professor
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