Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Emily
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
parrot 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Frodo
Zeus
Peanut
Simba
...Cuddles
Teddy
Gizmo
Geoffrey
Toby
Roxy
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Dan
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