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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Emily
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
gerbil 🐹
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Miss
Professor
Rt Hon
Mr
Dr
Mrs
Ms
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Dan
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