Sorry I'm late today

Apparitions?

My step-auntie Gertrude saw the ghost of their deceased pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱

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