Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
step-uncle
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
canary 🦜
labrador 🐕
tarantula 🕷
dog 🐕
parakeet 🦜
pony 🐴
poodle 🐩
hamster 🐹
cat 🐈
monkey 🐒
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