Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
uncle
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶
labrador 🐕
guinea pig 🇬🇳
parakeet 🦜
tarantula 🕷
goldfish 🐠
rock ⚫️
snake 🐍
parrot 🦜
canary 🦜
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