Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
aunt
Trudy
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷
canary 🦜
dog 🐕
parrot 🦜
hamster 🐹
parakeet 🦜
kitten 🐱
cat 🐈
goldfish 🐠
pony 🐴
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