Sorry I'm late today
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My
aunt
Sylvia
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
canary 🦜
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start another snivelling excuse
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Squishy
Bella
Smeagol
Zeus
Kirk
Oscar
Darth Vader
Luke Skywalker
Sparky
Loki
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