Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
aunt
Sybil
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
monkey 🐒
parakeet 🦜
tarantula 🕷
mouse 🐁
dog 🐕
gerbil 🐹
puppy 🐶
parrot 🦜
rock ⚫️
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