Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
aunt
Jemima
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
labrador 🐕
monkey 🐒
mouse 🐁
tarantula 🕷
rock ⚫️
goldfish 🐠
puppy 🐶
dog 🐕
parakeet 🦜
rabbit 🐰
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