Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
aunt
Jemima
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
parrot 🦜
hamster 🐹
guinea pig 🇬🇳
kitten 🐱
goldfish 🐠
dog 🐕
canary 🦜
poodle 🐩
mouse 🐁
snake 🐍
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