Sorry I'm late today
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Apparitions?
My
aunt
Betsy
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
hamster 🐹
snake 🐍
parakeet 🦜
cat 🐈
rabbit 🐰
guinea pig 🇬🇳
kitten 🐱
mouse 🐁
rock ⚫️
canary 🦜
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