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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a sofa on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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