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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a small child on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠

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