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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠

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