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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴

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