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Pet squish
My
daughter
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
poodle 🐩
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Pepper
...Sparkles
Champ
Maggie
Yoda
Alfie
Pebbles
Bob
Poppy
...Snuffles
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