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Pet squish
My
daughter
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
rabbit 🐰
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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Worf
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Voldemort
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Jelly
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Stella
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Rufus
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