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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶

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