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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜

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