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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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