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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁

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