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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶

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