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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩

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