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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶

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