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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️

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