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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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cat 🐈 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜

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