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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 snake 🐍

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