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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍

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