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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠

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