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Pet squish

My daughter dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶

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