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Pet squish

My son dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜

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