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Pet squish

My son dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷

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