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Pet squish

My son dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕

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