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Pet squish

My son dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜

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