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Pet squish

My son dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶

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