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Pet squish

My son dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩

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