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Pet squish

My son dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰

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