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Pet squish

My son dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷

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