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Pet squish

My son dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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