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Pet squish

My son dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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