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Pet squish

My son dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜

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