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Pet squish

My son dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶

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