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Pet squish

My grandmother dropped a computer on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴

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